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    Fuck Yeah

    She's not pregnant five
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    How much do you trust the weatherman?

    I am going on spring break next wednesday to bozeman montana. The ten day forecast is saying warm weather and possible rain. Please tell me that both wunderground.com and weather.com are both completely inaccurate once they get past 5 days, and pray for snow.
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    Greatest. video. Ever.

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    I hate politics and petitions, but I hate cancer more. Please give this a look.

    Background:http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/02/susan-g-komen-planned-parenthood-rule?newsfeed=true I have been doing the Susan G. Komen 3 day walk for the cure for the last 2 years, where we walk 60 miles over 3 days and raise funds (minimum of 2300 dollars a person). My team has raised...
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    Gender specific stupidities

    Ever noticed how there are some dumb things that only one sex does? Like how smashing empty bottles on the ground and empty cans on your forehead seem to be senseless activities exclusive to males, or how going out in -5 F weather with bare legs and shoes that will invariably cause you to fall...
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    Brain bender

    This is called the Monty Hall problem.A contestant on a game show has to chose between door 1, 2, and 3, and there is a car behind 1 door and there is a goat behind the other 2 doors, and we assume that the placement of the car is random. A player first picks a door, and then the host opens a...
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    Post your summer jobs

    I will be working at the cemetery cutting and trimming grass, and then when summerfest rolls around down here (milwaukee, WI.) I will bartend there cause you can make 200 bucks in a night if you are by a good concert.
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    Where does pakistan get off?

    And before you give me the "searchbar" treatment, I already checked, last thread to have pakistan in the title was in february. Members of their government have said America coming to our territory and taking action is a violation of our sovereignty, handling and execution of the operation [by...
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    I need somebody to call my phone, mad karma

    It is lost and the only alarm clock that I have. It is in my house somewhere. If you PM me, I can give you my number, sorry NSG not about to post it on here. If you help me out with this you get karma and my eternal gratitude. Lemme know if you are willing to help and I will pm you my #. Please...
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    Droid, iPhone, Blackberry, step aside

    Don't get too excited too quickly though, it is just a concept phone at the moment, but something tells me an idea this sick can't go unnoticed
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    In-class-farts

    I am in my calc 3 discussion class, and I have a real seat-cracker building up in me, the kind that makes you move around cause it is so uncomfortable to hold in. The problem is thatI already showed up like 5 minutes late for this, and can't exactly get up to go to the bathroom This puppy will...
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    The difference between republicans and democrats

    Obama wins, the republicans call him: - a socialist - a communist - a foreign born - a terrorist - hitler - waging class warfare - a muslim - a dead man walking - an elitist - a whole slew of racial slurs Republicans take the house, the democrats call them: - congressmen
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    Never done this before, Please help swing this vote.

    Not for me, but for Andrew Hathaway. This is a contest to play at northcoast music festival in chicago. Hathaway and 2 other nasty dj's are in "Robotic pirate monkey" and would throw a nasty set, I have seen hath a few times before and it was sick. You can vote up to once a day. Here is their...
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    Physics help

    alright, I am guessing that only college level physics folks will know how to do this, but if any of you think you can do it, give it a whirl. Basically, I just need to find out how much energy is lost in a battery, then the rest of the question is as easy as plugging that into E=mc^2. so here...
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    Guy breaks up with his girlfriend on air. (she thinks he is proposing)

    my friend sent me this and it exceeded my expectations
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