Recent content by couchskier

go get prepaid visa card and go online to some hardcore gay mag and sign him up for a subsription, have his name on it but have it delivered to the neighbors house so they have to "walk" it over to him. aahh yeah steve we got your sons mail.....1 year of that!

like i said "point out exactly" the guy

you know what i collect? memories of awesome sex!! get some of that. you must walk into the ski shop and the guys in the back (used to be me) go oh fuck here comes sticker steve! why don't you do a good deed and stand at the base of your local mtn and hand them out to little kids. they love that...

my buddy put his hand threw a window by accident and when he went to get stictched up he was obviously legless so they took a blood test .28 they said he was about to be either coma/or really passed out. drunk bastard!

bitches are crazee. they love seeing dudes fight. i dated a chick that was all freaked because her ex was in jail for stealing snowmobiles (shitbag) found out about her taking it in the face from me via a friend. so i gave her one last tonsil boxing and ended it. i don't need bullshit like that...

either way your fucked when i was cocked i was running over shit lost, when i was high i was parked thinking i was in drive lost.

so bottom line since we all got off topic. what are you gonna do about this kid whose chick dumped him,you dumped one into her, now he wants to fight you?

oh ok. what a fuckin d-bag. if someone chocked out my chick i would make her point out exactly without a doubt who the guy was. and then (without friends) follow the guy, find out what room he was in and just without telling a sole knock on his door and just unleash when it opened, shut it...

oh granted there are girls out there that love it. but i would rather be that is the guys who's balls are so big they slap your chest when your sucking him off, or he can arc one out from across the room, or his tounge can hit your g spot. not yeah he chokes girls out and leaves oj hand marks on...

why the fuck would you want a rep for choking girls?

man i hope this chick gargled your dna and blew bubbles with it for this much bullshit

sue? thats like bringin your coffee back to the counter after you took a sip a saying "um this is too dark can you add some cream?" why not go to legalzoom.com and take out a retstraing order while your at it. holy shit. sue?

ok this is dirty but if he drives a car and you kinda know where he drives around call the cops from a phone booth and be like this guy in (make of car,plate #) pulled up and asked if i wanted to by drugs and when i said no he showed me his dick and a gun and told me to chose, so i ran and now i...

yeah why do dudes fight over a girl that gets her faced glazed by another dude? yeah it sucks she dissed you but fuck her she is someone elses problem now. always remember you had her 1st! i remember i was at a bar and some kid was going on and on about his chick to his his buudy in the line to...

well fuck him if he wants her back he isn't crazy he's dumb. i hope they get back together that way you can walk up and interupt them kissing and ask "how does my dick taste man?" look i understand you think this kid will clean floors with you but if have to fight most people talk shit for a...