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'Fuck You' -Jello Biafra

'Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.' -Leonard Bernstein

'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.' -Groucho Marx

'The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.' -Arthur Koestler

'I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.' -Sir Edward Appleton

'You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.' -Rose Macauley

'The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.' -John S. Coleman

'I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.' -Lord Chesterfield

'We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons' -Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)

'Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.' -Hermione Gingold

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.' -William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), 'Julius Caesar', Act 3 scene 2

'For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.' -Rita Mae Brown

'To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.' -Joan Klempner

'If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?'

'The man who is anybody and who does anything is surely going to be criticized, vilified, and misunderstood. That is part of the penalty for greatness, and every great man understands it; and understands, too, that it is no proof of greatness. The final proof of greatness lies in being able to...