I have the worlds largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches around the world, perhaps you've seen it!
But really, you’re probably not going to get through this whole thing before you realize it’s my signature, but you’re going to keep reading anyway because there might be something funny at the end. Sadly, there isn’t.
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1,000 messages? Impressive!
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You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
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30 messages posted. You must like it here!
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