Recent content by cappinwhiteys

you're my hero

hahaha awesome

At least I don't mix my drinks.

Real men don't mix drinks. Real men drink rubbing alcohol straight from the bottle. Then they fight with knives. Pussy.

Nothin better than a good pig roast

i guarantee that your 3559 internet forum posts get you 0 pussy.

You're gonna die. In a fire.

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soulive...if you're into the funkier shit.

Tha catz gunna piss in ur beerz if ya don't check yoself.

I live for it.