Recent content by CantThinkOfaName

Wsg Yo! Just copped these FYE new JNCOs, y’all think they too baggy or nahh? The guys at trollhaugen told me to turn em into jorts? I’m not sure if that would be homo or nah? Lemme know watchall think!!

Do you guys ever just do a lip on and then go like euggjhagahhh cause it felt so good, cause it felt like sex. Doing a lip on to arail is like waking up on Christmas morning and you’re parents aren’t screaming at each other. Couple it with perchance a blind 2? Fuck baby

I like this type of advertising, I hope Volvo is paying good money for this revolutionary guerrilla marketing tactic

Is it possible to hit a 90 degree rail twice and keep your momentum? I can’t send images rn but there’s this beautiful street spot I’m looking at with a flat rail that turns 90 degrees to the left and then after about 8 feet it goes 90 to the right y’all think that’s even remotely possible with...

Im too lazy to troll you miserable fucks, from now on I'm just gonna use chat gpt. Hey guys, I'm trying to perfect my underwater skiing technique. Does anyone know where I can find a waterproof ski suit and an oxygen tank that fits in my backpack?