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    Old guy's story...intro

    Actually I thought learning to snowboard was a whole lot easier than learning to ski - you've only got one plank to worry about and your legs can tie themsevles in knots. And I was really into just leaning forwards or back to cruise down the hill- but I'd also been longboarding for a couple...
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    Following a three-year shutout, the pigs finally got one over on me.

    hahah what were you doing with a 300 dollar 2 foot bong in a car? that seems so fucking awkward
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    Good for a chick?

    I think the boys might be misrepresenting the case a little: 3's and a box in your first week is very good. Sure theres 10 year olds who've done better but about 90% of riders were worse. You can brag from now until the end of the month: if you're not onto 7's and switch by then you have to...
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    Humans are making some cool stuff

    I'd worry less about the scottish archtects and more about the russian take on big business....and the two together..yeesh
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    Things to do high in montreal

    (sorry but fuck the regional forums, they don't get checked that often) the sitch: me, and my brother have from 4pm today until around 10 (when we start drinking). The biodome and the botanical gardens are closed, the mountain is covered in snow and unhikable. The streets are also nasty so just...
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    Economist NSers i need your help!

    I'm going to go maximize my utility by not helping you, and taking a shower instead.
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    Need a poem

    can it be free verse? If so, here s a favorite of mine, "Love in the begonias" by dickens. one of his lesser known works. It is moonlight my love the tiny rats scuttle through the perforated bulkheads of my heart I am all that is time; an overbearing sussuration you were static, in matrix...
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    Holy Fuck

    whatever, I spent that much on heating and I still have a snow drift in my front hall.
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    Winter marijuana warmer

    How do you know everyones first name?
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    I hate myself...

    actually its just me hating on him. And I'm doing it because, unless theres bears and wolves in the streets, driving three blocks is fucking retarded. Not doing things like this would be a real good way to get on that whole climate change/poolution/overuse of resources problem. It sucks that...
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    I hate myself...

    "work is only like 3 blocks from home." why were you driving then? you dozy bastard
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    So its my birthday

    Yes. But the feelin soon passes, often the same day, when you go out and get drunk with your friends and realize your still the same old irresponsible young liver-abuser you always were. I'm pretty sure this process continues until you accidently have a kid or something. Why else would single...
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    Designing a skiwear line.. NEED YOUR INPUT!

    I would say thorw down some relatively cool colours or whatever but make it solid. Simple and functionaly. Like tose jackets pictures up there- I would never buy that, who wants fucking flaps all over the place when your on the hill. Ski clothes should a) be really really practical YET SIMPLE...
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    How hardcore do you ski, when your alone?

    I don't throw down nearly as hard on my own- I'll hit more booters and such but I'm more of terrain skier than a park rat, so I'm not going to duck the bounds and go slay some trees on my own, just due to the fact that if I fall, I'm pretty fucked. But then its all about the right mix, most of...
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    Scientists have grown a brain in a petri dish and taught it to pilot an F-22 jet simulator

    and not a link to www.ripleysbelieveitornot.com
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