This was an old roomate of mine two years ago. He was such a shit-talker. Weeks after we all moved out we had the opportunity we were waiting for. We even smeared mascara all over his legs and chest, and we colored all the teeth we could reach. After leaving him in this state at a friend's house, he tried walking home in teh early am. He walked two miles the exact wrong way...looking like this on a Saturday morning. Hahahahahahahahaha.
