I want to address the skiing for this video in a three part argument:
1st part: all videos uploaded to newschoolers should focus on one rail feature in an icy, shady park. when someone throws down on a rail or box the entire world should see each and every trick. when a skier does a 270 on to 270 out there should minor earthquakes to inform the world that an insane trick just went down. if a skier does right side 270 on to pretzle 450 out, the oxygen levels in the atmosphere should lower to make everyone gasp for air.
2nd part: when a skier turns in powder a camera should not present for edits uploaded to newschoolers.com. having the sun kick and illuminate the light snow looks horrible. a simple mind would know one's time should be spent shooting the icy rail in the park.
3rd part: icy park rails with skier's spinning all over the place could be considered "fucking stupid" with one piece "gapers" wearing snowboard gear.
