Just throw your camera in the garbage and give up. Or sell it, and buy a plane/train ticket to MT, come see my mountains, and I'll let you use my camera.
apple you make a good point, but from my extensive dungeons and dragons research i have come to the conclusion that this would be a fire brether and since no fire is present, im calling a fake! he woulda burned mary's ass so fast her...well...ass would be burnt