THAT DUDE JAKE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE OF DUDE WHO THINKS IT COOL TO GROW A HUGE FUCKIN SET OF PUBES AND JUST LIKE IT RIDE. THIS GUY WAKES UP AND IS LIKE, 'FUCK TOILET PAPER, FUCK NON-ORGANIC FOODS, FUCK CLEANING MYSELF, IM JUST GOING TO RIDE THIS HIPPIE THING OUT, I MEAN SHIT I GOT TO BANG THIS DUMB SLUT BESIDE ME, HOW BAD CAN IT BE'