Its the latest Iraqi secret weapon. A giant gnome. Rather like a Trojan horse there are several hostile soldiers secreted in the various nooks and crannies on its body
hahahaha, guess i'm busted. My mom used to make us all dress up and go to Sears for xmas pictures. This was a few years ago. My mom got all messed up on rum and eggnog and thought it would be funny to put a little Hitler moustache on me???? She was really into reading war novels at the time. You know how mother's get.... so this was my costume.... I still put it on from time to time when I fuck Bawbsy's mom, Sort of like a juxtaposition to my scud missile-like schlong..... xxoo
