The Weak. (4)

i like the weak because when i watch it i forget that my only friend is my cat

i like the weak because its better than porn

Because the weak is what I look forward to watching when I start my work week. Which means The Weak is cooler than Ben & Jerry's, that's hard to beat!

Love it.

i like the weak because; its line affiliated, evan williams is a g, it is not serious, and the fact that ian will take his time to read all these

I like it because it doesn't suck.

I love the weak because everything I see each "weak" is something I could never do, let alone try. Awesome to see new footie and people every time.

I watch The Weak because it’s good

I watch The Weak because I should

Those ice coast jibbers sure know how to play

And it’s no surprise that this Christmas is a Tuesday

I’ve seen them all, to my great satisfaction

But for El Weakling, I have a suggestion

At the opening segments of every show

We see who sponsors Ian in the snow

LINE, Orage, Full Tilt, too

No wonder he’s part of the TC Crew

Those companies keep him wild and free

But I think he could rock a new name: Crest or Oral B

He’d flash even more smiles, atop those Carinthian skis

And all of the ladies would say, “Oh, Ian. You’re such a tease.”

White as the snow, straight as a rail

That lovely grill is cute as HAIL!

Beaming Julia Roberts will be put to shame

When the east coast kid is at the top of his game

If you put him next to Miley Cyrus

You’d think she contracted a rare oral virus

When I brish and brush and recite my ABC’s

I’d imagine my hero in all of his pearly steeze

When my teeth turn yellow from eating boiled goose eggs

I’d chug some mouthwash and dream of Tuesdays

When Kiwi meat pies are laden with sauce

Will and Andy could use Ian’s signature floss

I can see it now, the posing and the winking

The dictionary changing, “tooth” to “weakling”

The Chompton tour, overbooked with dates

Paparazzi chasing, after a grin on snow skates

The smile guru, jedi, undisputed master

With a smooth, sleek, one-footed disaster

The seductive grab, by the Chronic lover

Mass produced, on the Rolling Stone cover

I bet if you researched, Compton’s genealogy

You’d find Mona Lisa, in his family tree.

Just think of the possibilities, what this sponsorship could be

After that, gimme my limited edition Weak hoodie

lol

^ that's why I like the Weak

also because I can be sure to see something unpredictable, memorable and thought provoking that also involves my favourite activity.

I like the weak because its goofy and real skiing.