it was a great turn of events that goes something like this:
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- attempt 3 off cliff
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- land back-seat of skis
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- get hucked foward by momentum
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-land cheek to goggle
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-fracture cheek and get a wicked black eye
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- get drunk
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- jell-o shots
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- bouncer won't let me in club
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- wait around for my friends
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- blaze one
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- misplace phone
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- police show up
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- throw up into a tree
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- get taken downtown
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- explain that i was not beaten or abused
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-explain again
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-and again
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- sleep in jail
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-wake up and shred
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- realize days later that i had was concussed
