me and yeti were drunk as fuck on tequila walking back from the college bar. i spotted a excavator, now usually i wouldnt do shit but 3/3 times i have found the keys to construction equipment with relative ease. so i decided to get inside. locked. so i threw a rock through the windsheild and then try to kick it in. my leg got cut on the way in. you can see how the piece of glass cut into me right up to the bone. the scratches are from when i pulled it out. i then said 'yeti im fucked.' walked to the street light to see what was up. i then noticed that there was a 6' long 4' deep slash and the flesh was pulled upwards. I then took my belt off and wrapped it around my leg to stop some of the bleeding (my blood was like water at this point cause of the booze) and called 911. I then walked down a long street to meet the ambulance. Our original intent was to steal the excavator and terrorize this nunnery. yup i rule
